i feel like 2002Kelly Osbourne-having-a-breakdown-outside-a-30-Seconds-to-Mars-Show-requiring-Jared’s-consolation, is our collective spiritanimal.
cause like, being this close to his dramatic Black Swan-Before-Black Swan’ness is bound to result in you wandering red-eyed and disorientated into a street, whilst your bodyguard who looks like that guy who was still a sophomore in college at 27 tries to passively corral you away from the cops….
no one warns you about the effect this man will have on you…
…tho…. maybe it’s just an Osbourne-Child-deal?
waiiiit. nope. it’s a jared-thing. he is the cause. A-doi.