New York’s hottest new club is the OUThouse.
It has everything: white guys in above-the-knee striped shorts, orange metal crowd control gates, real-size fully-functional port-a-potties, Brooklyn Brawny (like, that thing where he’s a guy who may or may not be someone’s brother, and he wears like a red flannel shirt and like dark khaki pants like the Brawny Towel guy but also he’s kinda hobo-hipstery, like he lives in a loft in Brooklyn and is artistic), a pink-haired Jared Leto holding an insane poncho, wearing cartoony pants, engaging in conversations with muscularly-lean shirtless men…

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