Like, I’m pretty sure they’re gonna just adore my multi-tweet discussions with photographic evidence of Jared’s inability to choose the right concealer to even out his skintone when left to his own devices.
Like, babydoll. YOU HAVE WAY TOO MUCH PINK TO USE THAT YELLOW.
Submitting as evidence:
1a(m apologizing in advance for what will follow):
1b(ae you looked increds in ysl leather tho)
1c(an’t someone halp himmm)
1e(ven tho you got your scalp burned to shit bleached-blonde and you’re slightly jaundiced, i love you)
1(p)f(w fall/winter 2015 was just very, very hard on him)
The prosecution rests its case for The People v. That Yellow-Tone Concealer.