The only way I’d watch a bam margera porno is if it co-starred Jared Leto.

So, I guess it’s come to this.

I miss that spirit hood. Whatever came of it?

I feel like there must be some room in Lookout Wonder(Mountain)land where all of Jared’s former fadwear goes to live out the remainder of its existence. And they all talk to one another and get in madcap shenanigans like Toy Story or the original Toy Story (and my favorite emotionally-disturbing children’s Christmas movie), “Jim Hensen’s The Christmas Toy”. Look it up and be prepared to be clinically depressed. You’re welcome.

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