Yanno? I really wish someone had gotten this moment on video. I bet Jared was THE CUTEST whist buying himself some Girl Scout cookies.
But then, if there was footage – we’d likely all end up pregnant from the cuteness. And like, that would just be a lot to be responsible for.
*wait, wut???* Girl Scout cookies don’t happen here until March!!
These girls. It’s not the scouts of our youth anymore. They’re gettin’ wise to ways of consumerism. Starting earlier and earlier each year. Makin’ that (cookie) dough. Targeting the dudes they know have a sweettoof for all things coconutty.
It’s become like Christmas in November, Halloween in August, Valentine’s Day in January, Casimir Pulaski Day in….